Guaranteed. (Vanity)

April 10, 2012 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

It pains me to write this, but I am a realist: Barack Obama is one-hundred-percent guaranteed to win the 2012 Presidential race, and there is precious little anyone can do about it.

Please do not take this as a license to do nothing to prevent it. It is best that we go to our fate knowing we did all we could to stop it. We must know in deep in our core that all our hearts and souls were poured into thwarting the plans of this tyrant.

However: allow me to present the reasons I know we are destined to have another -- terminal -- four years of Obama:

1. War With Iran: One-hundred-percent chance of Obama going to war with Iran in August of 2012. This will be a cynical pseudo-war intended ONLY to benefit Obama with the very-long-demonstrated rally-round-the-President phenomenon. August also gives the proper time frame to allow the momentum to build in Obama's favor, and yet not be long enough of a 'war' to garner popular anger. It also prevents the Republicans from having enough time to educate the public about this hideously-cynical Machiavellian move.
2. High Gas Prices as a Positive: The War with Iran will allow Obama to claim he is doing this to reduce gasoline prices, or prevent them from rising. This is nonsense, of course: It will be launched for political reasons and his Transportation Secretary pick, Steven Chu, has long been on record as favoring very high gasoline prices.
3. Race Wars: Racial low-grade warfare will be purposefully pushed by this Administration, and coupled with a complicit press, the incidents of black-on-white violent crime will be 'disappeared down the memory hole', but any white-on-black violent crime will be heralded and trumpeted on every headline on every newspaper and Gangster Government Media outlet. This is intended to increase the black vote.
4. Lies about the Economy: The complicit press will continue to lie about the economy, biasing things to show Obama in a good light.
5. Occupy Wall Street: Occupy Wall Street protests will drastically increase, in a manner intended to highlight Mitt Romney's wealth and paint him as a 1%-er, and paint Obama as an average guy.

These are the major election strategies Obama clearly intends to run on. Add in some of the more minor strategies: Active and ignored voter fraud; Ignoring and overruling Supreme Court rulings on Obamacare being unconstitutional; and the fabricated 'Republican war on women', and you have a formula for guaranteed Obama re-election.

And if you thought Obama was bad in Presidential term one, imagine him with nothing to lose in Presidential term two.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

You don’t need to re-post. We know what you meant! :-)

[Buckhead]

Bull.

Respectfully,

[Don Corleone]

I strongly....DISAGREE!

[DallasDeb]

You forgot #1: He will cheat. There will be major voter fraud throughout the country.

[Red Steel]

X2

[Lazamataz]

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[Tupelo]

Sir, I think you are dead on 100% right. Add in the following:
95% of the black vote
80-85% of the Latino vote
65% of the Jewish vote
60% of the women's vote
30-35% of the white male vote
Obama wins by 5-10 points.

[DuncanWaring]

He used the second post to showcase his vastly-improved spelling skills.

[netmilsmom]

46% of Americans are on some kind of government assistance.
BO is their god.

[mamelukesabre]

guaranteed? Nah. 50-50.

[VietVet]

*Nothing* is 100% sure.

[Lazamataz]

I'm actually kinda hoping to prevent it, bro, by getting into the public meme the War With Iran strategy.

It's the only one of the options that's a sure winner, and it's important that we head it off at the pass by predicting it and circulating it's prediction widely.

But to be noticed, you must be catchy. This post is certainly intended to be catchy. :)

[eastforker]

Oh and don’t forget about the anti mormon threads that run on FR 24/7 by the select few members of the FRinquisition.

[MARTIAL MONK]

Much better. Now the spelling police won’t have to shoot your dog.

[ßuddaßudd]

What will be the October surprise from Øbama?

[Defiant]

I don't think it is as bleak as you say. There is a great deal of disgust with Obama out there, and he will have trouble holding some big states that he needs to win. However, Obama's odds are much higher if Romney is the nominee. Romney has no idea how to defend against Obama's Alinsky tactics. Gingrich would crush Obama by going after him and his arguments directly, factually and contemptuously. Santorum would probably win even though he would not be as good at defending himself against the onslaught, and might take a few shots in the shorts.

If it is Romney, not sure yet how conservatives will react. I think he might win, but I think he is very likely to lose in numbers similar to Dole for the same reasons and some new ones.

Fight like hell through the convention to keep us from being saddled with Romney. If we fail, then we have to figure out what to do at that point. I don't want to think about failure, either to defeat Romney or Obama.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Heh!

[Third Person]

This is not a funny vanity.

[Third Person]

This is not a funny vanity.