To: Ranald S. MacKenzie
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) landed in Israel Sunday for a four-day trip intended to
strengthen New Jerseys economic and diplomatic relationships with foreign nations, stuff his fat face with as much Shakshuka and Cholent as he can in 72 hours, his office announced.
There. Fixed it.
6 posted on
04/01/2012 1:41:10 PM PDT by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Lazlo in PA
Looks like he ate half of Jerusalem.
7 posted on
04/01/2012 1:42:31 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: Lazlo in PA
There are old men and morbidly obese men, but there are no old morbidly obese men.
10 posted on
04/01/2012 1:50:28 PM PDT by
Glenn
(iamtheresistance.org)
To: Lazlo in PA
He makes me look anorexic. How the hell can anyone let themselves get that mammoth and not ever talk to the doctor about it?
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore
To: Lazlo in PA
19 posted on
04/01/2012 2:45:52 PM PDT by
patriot08
(TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
To: Lazlo in PA
20 posted on
04/01/2012 2:52:26 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Lazlo in PA
He might tip the city over.
To: Lazlo in PA
When that fat bucket of RINO pig guts finally explodes his aorta, the undertakers will have to use flensing knives to fit him in a coffin. He is morally and physically obscene. Zero self esteem. Anyone who hates himself as much as does Chris Crisco most probably needs power over others like the rest of us need oxygen. What sort of inner demons make a man go that route?
29 posted on
04/01/2012 4:28:41 PM PDT by
Bedford Forrest
(Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.<I>)
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