[Lazlo in PA]

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) landed in Israel Sunday for a four-day trip intended to “strengthen New Jersey’s economic and diplomatic relationships with foreign nations, stuff his fat face with as much Shakshuka and Cholent as he can in 72 hours,” his office announced.

There. Fixed it.

[dfwgator]

Looks like he ate half of Jerusalem.

[Glenn]

There are old men and morbidly obese men, but there are no old morbidly obese men.

[Viking2002]

He makes me look anorexic. How the hell can anyone let themselves get that mammoth and not ever talk to the doctor about it?

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."

--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore

[patriot08]

God, what a tub of lard.

[trisham]

Holy cow.

[SaraJohnson]

He might tip the city over.

[Bedford Forrest]

When that fat bucket of RINO pig guts finally explodes his aorta, the undertakers will have to use flensing knives to fit him in a coffin. He is morally and physically obscene. Zero self esteem. Anyone who hates himself as much as does Chris Crisco most probably needs power over others like the rest of us need oxygen. What sort of inner demons make a man go that route?