We have about 40 cows on a property that has some wetlands and the EPA has contacted us about putting diapers on our cows so the water is not contaminated!
Have you ever seen a cow take a piss?
I told them I could diaper my cows but what about the deer and coyotes?
The EPA gal said cows were unnatural whereas the deer and coyotes were natural and not their concern and I should contact the local division of wildlife for those questions.
Cows unnatural?!!!
That’s bull$1!!
You need to make a video and post it. It will go viral from here. Put a diaper on a cow. Have Uncle Sam watch his trisexual heir try to put a red one on a bull.
They have been out in our county parked on the side of the road with binoculars counting cow pies to see if we are over grazing... like it was the driest summer in memory last year.
I got out with the chain harrow in front of them and spread them all out. Count that!
PLEASE tell me you aren't serious! Diapers??? On cows???
I'd laugh but I have the feeling you are serious.
Something like that makes me glad we grow crops and don't raise livestock.