Posted on 03/22/2012 8:27:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Here and still stinging, disappointed at Rush “maybe the Conservative alternative to Romney IS Romney...”
Shake, shake, shake...twist those dials on the Etch-a-Sketch. Maybe we should consult the Magic 8 Ball too... “is Obamney conservative? Ask again later (for a different answer)”
I know the victim in this case, as well as her daughter and live in the town in which this occurred. Such a ridiculous decision. There are times when I am very frustrated with my profession. Especially when I have no doubt that several of these justices would support executing on the spot the soldier in Afghanistan who “went on a rampage” (media’s words, not mine).
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Did you listen to the whole statement? He ends with “if he means it”.
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Hi, IMPR! How are you today?
Suggestion noted.
Good afternoon.
I bet sales of Etch-A-Sketch are going through the roof.
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OBAMA TO PERSONALLY DRIVE OIL FROM OKLAHOMA TO TEXAS!!! YAY DEAR LEADER! THE MAN TO SAVE US ALL!!
To me, “if he means it” is kinda like “we have to pass the Bill to see what is in it.”
Myth NEEDS pounded that staying RIGHT and extolling CONSERVATIVE concerns IS THE ONLY WAY to win...not (as I posted above) “shake, shake, spin the dials...see what we “get” in November.”
I loved Newt’s professorial explanation to the crowd of “Etch-a-Sketch.”. “You shake it, and the picture goes away...”. He truly seemed impressed by the toy.
Myth’s “advisor” had a surprising burst of honesty.
The MSM knows who to blame...
Ever wonder how they know who to blame?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBFOmUXR080
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