[Libloather]

So, you go on a cruise to a place where whatever you do is... Oh, nevermind.

[twister881]

Aaargh, buggery on the high seas, er...tied up at pier!

[the invisib1e hand]

wow. so there is one sane place on the globe.

[IronJack]

"You stand accused of buggery on the 'igh seas. 'Ow do you plead?"

"Not guilthy ..."

"Nonsense! Ensign, 20 lashes with the cat o'nine tails."

"Tear my shirt! Oh, how cliche!"

[Slings and Arrows]

“Men”
—Martin Mull

Umm, Captain Klumpz....
Yes, Malarkey?
The men haven’t eaten in days, sir.
Yes Malarkey.
Captain, I don’t think you fully understand. I said the men have not eaten in days now.
I heard you, Malarkey, thank you.
Captain, you’ve gone quite mad. I’m telling you for the last time, the men have not eaten in days!
Well, force them! You’ve plenty of men, haven’t you?
Plenty, sir.
Plenty of what, sir?
Men, sir!
What?!
Men!
What?!
Men! Men! MEN! Men!

Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men

It’s great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea-o,
We don’t know where we’ll land or when, but it’s great to be with men
It’s great to be with men

‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care-o,
We’ll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o,
(Clog the drain with hair-o)

Men, men, men.
It’s a ship all filled with men.
So batten down the ladies room; there’s no one here but men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men

There’s men above, there’s men below, there’s men down in the galley,
There’s Butch and Spike And Buzz and Biff
And one guy we call Sally
(And one guy we call Sally)

Men, men, men.
It’s a ship all filled with men.
You’ll never have to lift the seat; there’s no one here but men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men

We’re men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds and blow each other kissies
(And blow each other kissies)

Men, men, men.
It’s a ship all filled with men.
So throw your rubbers overboard; there’s no one here but men
Ahhhhhhhhh, Mennnnn.

[bunkerhill7]

Hard right rudder!
Hard right rudder!
All engines ahead flank - Now!

[liberalh8ter]

Dominica is suddenly looking like a great retirement option.

[PzLdr]

What was the ship, the “Raging Queen”?

[Revolting cat!]

Them Dominicans ain't very gay, are they?

[RightGeek]

Gives new meaning to the line, “Get a room!”

[NormsRevenge]

bummer,, probably don’t allow conjugal visits either.

[Revolting cat!]

Seriously, let’s watch for the State Department intervention.

[Revolting cat!]

Evidently one of the arrestees was a decorated Rear Admirer!

[citizencon]

The gay travel company didn’t do its homework.

[RichInOC]

Love...exciting and new...
Come aboard...we’re expecting youuuuu...

[xrmusn]

The question that hasn’t yet been asked’

“What if a ‘straight’ couple were observed (from the dock) having sex in their cabin”?

Reminds me of the old chestnut that ends

“Ma’am, I really can’t see anything” -
“Officer, just pull that table over and climb on top of the refrigerator and if you stand up, you get a good view into their apartment”.

[Moose4]

Rum, sodomy, and the lash. I thought that only applied to the Royal Navy, not Celebrity Cruises.

}:-)4