Barack Obama’s Energy Policy: Unicorn Farts as the Fuel of Tomorrow

Red State ^ | March 19, 2012 | Erick Erickson

[MrB]

That all depends on whether those firms researching unicorn fart technology are owned by 0bama donors or bundlers.

[FreeAtlanta]

I honestly think many dreamy eyed lefties watch too much sci-fi and actually believe what they are seeing. They don't seem to recognize that there may or may not be a "next" great energy breakthrough.

Dilithium Crystals, energy source of tomorrow.....or, not.

[taildragger]

Ok which one of us Freepers coined that Phrase 1st, ( Unicorn Farts ) and does that mean Erik Lurks here? It may have been one of my gems or did I get it from one of you?

[Gertie]

Please, think about it. It's “couldn’t care less” meaning you could not give less of a rats a$$.

[Chainsawj]

algore invented unicorn farts

[Chainsawj]

algore invented unicorn farts

[Chainsawj]

are unicorn farts environmentally friendly?

[IbJensen]

Actually Obozo believes any type of fart (exception: leftist farts have higher octaine) will replace fossil fuels. It’s just that he wanted to add a little class to his theory and knows the unicorn is one classy animal.

[IbJensen]

“Let’s feed these to Andrew Zimmern and see the octane level he can produce.”

[blueunicorn6]

I’m sorry, but all unicorn farts are presently being used as perfume.

[blueunicorn6]

There is a possibility that cow manure could be used to fuel automobiles. Look how much mileage Obama got putting out all his bullshit.

[dearolddad]

Now, do these unicorn farts smell like Skittles?

And, do they come in pretty pastel colors?

[Gumdrop]

How are we going to grow all the algae necessary for sufficient fuel. Have you ever smelled a lake which is covered with algae? Yikes!!!!

Excessive algae could be considered a pollutant if it causes death to the fish and other animals that drink the water. Doesn’t Obama have a single brain cell to dedicate to common sense?

I love the reference to Unicorn farts!!! It has me laughing even as I am typing.

My name for Obama and his energy policy is this: Obama is President “Once Upon a Time”.