I have actually caught him stealing the socks out of my luggage too. And he stole my remote control! Oh no wait...here it is. Anyway, back to the socks...Oh, here they are.
Well, I am a drinker and...I was drinking, maybe I just forgot to pack them?...no! that couldn't be it. He stole them. I just know it.
That makes a lot more sense than me forgetting to pack them and then misremembering them as 'stolen' after waking up from a black-out night of drinking. I guess?
LOL!
O’Keefe stole my favorite toothpick. And made off with a straw to boot.