He cleans the store, restocks the shelves, then naps in a crawl space below the office with his shotgun, waiting to blow away burglars.
Best. Employee. Ever.
1 posted on
03/14/2012 8:38:43 AM PDT by
dead
To: dead
I think I could spring for a designated parking space and a little sign for 'Best Employee with a Shotgun". ;) Might give the next would-be burglars pause.
/johnny
To: dead
Good for him. Wish I could find a job with authorized catnaps.
3 posted on
03/14/2012 8:43:51 AM PDT by
SouthTexas
(You cannot bargain with the devil, shut the government down.)
To: dead
Registered? Have to register shotguns in NYC?
Anyway, I strongly suspect this guy knows the difference between 00 and birdshot!
4 posted on
03/14/2012 8:44:53 AM PDT by
expat1000
To: dead
Ever notice how many times one burglar/home invader gets shot and killed, and his accomplice gets away?
5 posted on
03/14/2012 8:45:30 AM PDT by
lurk
To: dead
"His unidentified accomplice fled, leaving the burglary tools behind."Easy to find him; just follow the urine and fecal trail he left.....
6 posted on
03/14/2012 8:46:17 AM PDT by
traditional1
(Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
To: dead
“Then the hardworking employee grabbed hold of the weapon — which he keeps with him when he sleeps — ...”
Something tells me this store has been burglarized before.
To: dead
I salute his resolve and his willingness to protect his job. His actions were admirable in the real world.
However, as to no charges being filed; fortunately for him, he possessed the proper surname. Did anyone check to see if he was an undocumented democrat? What ever happened to the libtard obligation to retreat to the wall when threatened? I doubt Joe Wasp would have fared as well in NYC had he done a burglarectomy.
9 posted on
03/14/2012 9:12:06 AM PDT by
Steamburg
(The contents of your wallet is the only language Politicians understand.)
To: dead
This fellow deserves employee of the month award. Good shooting citizen. One less bad guy among us.
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11 posted on
03/14/2012 9:15:36 AM PDT by
flatfish
To: dead
I think the owner needs to spring for more than a single-shot shotgun. One got away. /semi-sarc
15 posted on
03/14/2012 11:38:38 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: dead
“I take cat naps. I give permanent naps.”
16 posted on
03/14/2012 11:42:06 AM PDT by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: dead
He probably had to clean up his own mess.
17 posted on
03/14/2012 1:07:30 PM PDT by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: dead
Shotgun blast to the torso, works everytime. No wonder the shotgun is the best self defense weapon ever made.
23 posted on
03/14/2012 6:30:45 PM PDT by
eastforker
(Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
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