Posted on 03/13/2012 6:34:41 PM PDT by eak3
TRENTON, N.J. (CBS) Trentons health department could shut down some city buildings if a toilet paper shortage isnt resolved soon.
It could be an inconvenience for anybody, young, old, male, female, said Maryann Wooten of Hamilton Township.
The toilet paper and paper towel supply for at least eleven buildings, including city hall, are dangerously low.
(Excerpt) Read more at philadelphia.cbslocal.com ...
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Professional government sh1t-shovelers ought to know better than to be caught without toilet paper.
This is kind of like the dust-bowl days...where folks had to pack up and leave an area because they just couldn’t make it. Without toilet paper at town-hall or schools...it’s a downward spiral.
I think the only thing we can do....is ask the President to make the toilet paper folks freely give away toilet paper to every American. It is our right....to have toilet paper. We ought to ask for a national mandate....to ensure everyone has a roll (or two). Even those folks at Georgetown University....will need a roll (or two).
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