Posted on 03/13/2012 6:34:41 PM PDT by eak3
TRENTON, N.J. (CBS) – Trenton’s health department could shut down some city buildings if a toilet paper shortage isn’t resolved soon.
“It could be an inconvenience for anybody, young, old, male, female,” said Maryann Wooten of Hamilton Township.
The toilet paper and paper towel supply for at least eleven buildings, including city hall, are dangerously low.
(Excerpt) Read more at philadelphia.cbslocal.com ...
I’m guessing a run to Wal-Mart would be too much to ask??
The pol’s and bureaucrats are sol full of ***t. I guess that’s why they need so much TP.
I do.
I’m guessing a run to Wal-Mart would be too much to ask??”
When ‘IT’ really hits, a trip to Walmart will be futile, as they will be cleaned out in hours, if not minutes. The key is to ALREADY have your inventory - at least for 4 years of normal use, or so.
If not, have fun waiting in line after line to try to grab what little crumbs become available (after we collapse...which WILL be soon).
Where there's a will, there's a way.
New bennie for NJ state workers: you get to supply your own toilet paper. Cool!
Liberals at their finest....
They can't even take a crap without government involvment.
I don't think crumbs will quite do the trick here.
They need a blue-ribbon panel and a bidding process, and they need to make sure the paper is eco-friendly and socially conscious and doesn’t aid Israel and comes from an Obama-donor company....
This could take weeks.
Never let it be said that the government of New Jersey just doesn’t give a...well, you know.
Use the tax laws and environmental regulations. There’s got to be thousands of pages of them.
Sheryl Crow to be named head of Sanitation Dept?
Months. Trust me. I have more than a passing familiarity with Government bid processes.
Naw, heck, you could probably use 10-20 sheets of regulations & still have plenty to go ‘round.
Trenton has always been full of liberal shit so it’s time to call Joe the Plumber, the Roto-Rooter Man, and a supplier of Super Ex-Lax.
PS: THere isn’t enough toilet paper in New Jersey to clean up Trenton. Sandpaper, maybe.
We started saving the phone books (finally). To be used as fire starter, tp, etc. I’m glad I read that tip someplace (maybe here). Ya never know...
Index pages from catalogs work too. The Glossy photo pages are too slick.
They should take Sheryl Crow’s advice. One pane at a time and their inventory will last a lifetime.
I couldn't resist.............
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