[eak3]

I’m guessing a run to Wal-Mart would be too much to ask??

[elkfersupper]

Surely this invokes memories in somebody who remembers the citizens of the former Soviet Union standing in line to buy toilet paper.

I do.

[SandRat]

Help Trenton, NJ; recycle your old phone books by sending them to Trenton for use.

[sthguard]

Never let it be said that the government of New Jersey just doesn’t give a...well, you know.

[P.O.E.]

Use the tax laws and environmental regulations. There’s got to be thousands of pages of them.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Trenton has always been full of liberal shit so it’s time to call Joe the Plumber, the Roto-Rooter Man, and a supplier of Super Ex-Lax.

PS: THere isn’t enough toilet paper in New Jersey to clean up Trenton. Sandpaper, maybe.

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

They should take Sheryl Crow’s advice. One pane at a time and their inventory will last a lifetime.

[RobertClark]

What a load of #$it !

I couldn't resist.............

[Secret Agent Man]

Professional government sh1t-shovelers ought to know better than to be caught without toilet paper.

[Ezekiel]

Haha, what Trenton needs is a supply officer who can help them find those back alleys:

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