[the_devils_advocate_666]

"But at 18 months, she knows her ABC's, colors, shapes, can count to 10, and says more than 200 words and phrases."

Yeah, but I bet she can't solve differential equations like my 18 month-old can. ;)

Well, my son just turned four and went today for his first visit to a dentist. No cavities!

[Erasmus]

What?! You subjected your kid to a CAVITY SEARCH???!