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Posted on 03/12/2012 8:03:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
why don’t you kiss my ass
Spring Break pings here... (biking with my boys today!) Going to Dinosaur World tomorrow...
Since the great recession, my income is off by 60%, but at least I'm enjoying time with my family.
If there's anything good to say about Obama, is that at least I get to enjoy my boys' childhood.
I'm going for UConn....*
For the Women's...
His predictions are as bad as his giveaways to the green energy sector... except his NCAA picks doesn't hurt the TAXPAYERS!!!
The Big East Football conference is TERRIBLE... basketball and baseball is good... Thou I would love to see UConn in the Big 10.
Someone just sent me this video of a bear .... if you’re a hunter, you’ll probably ‘enjoy’ it all the more:
http://www.wimp.com/curiousbear/
The women from UConn will take it all, and will take down any team that beat them during regular season, which has started with the defeat of Notre Dame for the Big East title.
sure was curious...glad he did not shoot
yello
Hope he picks Syracuse. :)
Greetings. Welcome to the Steyn-fest.
Why, Syracuse fan? Sarc. :)
“why don’t you kiss my ass”
Oh how can I ever rebut such logic? Now I’m starting to change my mind on you Birthers. Maybe it IS a winning issue after all. /sarc off
I have a degree in the Ron White debate technique
and I take guff from no one
Loving the Mark Steyn Observation about how having a “cultural gap” of several hundred years is not a good idea when “nation building”.
depends on what he really is sayin......is a cultural gap why an attorney makes more income than a ditch digger?
And may I add...LOVE how Mark says NickyRagWah...
(Going back to triple top secret SteynStalkerdom now).
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