Posted on 03/12/2012 8:03:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
He is a California Chiropractor. Prob got his license in Tiajuana.
I hear his voice all the time and he gets past the screeners.
Which means he’s going to call Hannity next hour and Levin at 6:00 EDT.
Levin will turn him into hamburger.
(Opening Internet can o’ worms here)...but the Chiro who advertises on wpgb offers a laundry list of things his adjustments can cure. Like asthma. Lung cracking and adjustment? Me no think so...(and I say this as someone who goes thru life with a rescue inhaler).
“Or should I avoid ALL chiropractors?”
No, most of them are normal people. I’ll bet this ‘doctor’ is a phony who is actually a liberal puke. Liberals lie! That is their main purpose in life to keep you, me and others from finding out the truth!
true story cause I witnessed it......I know a woman who takes folk to deep Mexico to a stem cell doc...
..anyway, she took an older woman who toted an oxygen bottle w/ her to Mexico for respitory relief....
The doc gave her ( and she accepted them) pig stem cell injections in her lungs.....
that was 5 years ago and oxygen bottles......what bottles?
she returned to America w/o it and nver needed one since.....today she is 81 yrs old
Chiropractors......snort!
Only one that I’ve experienced was an “expert witness” in a personal injury trail that I got to attend as a juror.
He stood up straight and tall and gave us all a fifteen-minute lecture on all of the problems the plaintiff was having with upper and lower spinal conditions, beautifully illustrated and vigorously referenced to by the biggest damn xray I’ve ever seen.
He finally ran out of notecards, smiled at us, glanced in triumph at the assorted lawyers and then finally realized that his xray had been upside-down during his entire presentation.
We didn’t even laugh at him. The lawyers for the plaintiff weren’t any prize either.
Not wrong post.
I seriously doubt he’s a chiropractor. He got through today on Boortz’s show, too. Apparently, he has no patients (if he’s truly a chiropractor) on Mondays since he has the time to call all these radio hosts. Seminar caller.
You may be right, but how did Boortz do with him? Steyn was awful, as I stated.
I caught that segment of the show, and I concur completely. Steyn is a much better writer than he is a debater or talk show host. He tries too hard to be witty and sometimes fails to realize that some things need to be addressed and dealt with directly and seriously.
Plus, his repeated references to "Bob" were just silly - with his background as a music and drama critic he should have at least used a "Princess Bride-Inigo Montoya" reference that "I do not think that word means what you think it does" response.
Locally, Boortz goes off the air at 12. It was the last call before the show ended for us. Boortz was really weak; sounded unfocused. The seminar caller was making fun of people who question Obama’s legitimacy. The caller seemed to be trying to draw Boortz into a debate or to get Boortz to make fun of the birthers. That’s my take on it, anyway.
Wow, Steyn was terrible debating that liberal Chiropractor from California.
I listen on Podcast delay. I came here to see if anyone else thought that Steyn missed a great opportunity. He flubbed it badly.
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