[Scoutmaster]

My goal is to call her a slut as many times as humanly possible.

You don't want to do that publicly in Georgia, Louisiana, Illinois, or a bunch of other states. "Slut" is still per se defamation in prevailing case law. The Georgia Court of Appeals held it to be the case as recently as 2008. Damages are presumed and don't have to be proved, and because it's per se defamation, you lose your 'reasonable belief' defense.

I know virtually nobody sues over it any longer, but somebody did in Georgia in 2008, and are you going to trust Sandra Fluke, a plaintiff's attorney, and a jury with your wallet?

[Clint N. Suhks]

The Slut is a public figure which is a higher burden to prove.

[sloop]

she is a public figure - AND a slut

bring on the lawsuit

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I’m safe in my home state. ;)