Or:
"You LIED to me Barack! You told me you were going to watch Sportscenter!"
“Yeah, I’m married,” the man says into the phone. “Does it matter?”
“You’d do that for me?” he asks. “Really? Yeah, I’d like that.”
Suddenly, a woman comes into the room and snaps, “Who are you talking to?”
When the man replies State Farm, she is highly skeptical.