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So did he get the job??
1 posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:41 AM PST by Beaten Valve
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To: Beaten Valve

It’s Sacratomato...he probably got the job...
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Lex


2 posted on 03/02/2012 9:19:54 AM PST by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: Beaten Valve

He better have, or he’ll sue under the ADA.


3 posted on 03/02/2012 9:20:31 AM PST by Spok (Who is Sam Zemurray?)
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To: Beaten Valve

Welding shop? Naked?

That and frying bacon... two things not to do naked.


4 posted on 03/02/2012 9:21:55 AM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: Beaten Valve

Well, it’s not like he tried to hide anything from the prospective employer...


5 posted on 03/02/2012 9:22:44 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Beaten Valve

I tend to reflect on unsuccessful interviews and try to find out my mistakes and learn from them. That shouldn’t be too hard in this case.


6 posted on 03/02/2012 9:22:45 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The right thing is not always the popular thing)
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To: Beaten Valve

Now he can collect disability compensation until he’s old enough to “retire” from it.


7 posted on 03/02/2012 9:23:02 AM PST by Tax-chick ("If I want someone without merit, I'll simply vote for the Muslim ferret!" ~Da Coyote)
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To: Beaten Valve

I once had a guy take his pants off on the job and he was running around in a pair of his sisters lime green stretch shorts.

Lime green stretch shorts and steel toed boots makes for a real fashion statement.


8 posted on 03/02/2012 9:23:08 AM PST by IMR 4350
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To: Beaten Valve
Was it for arc welding or oxy-acetylene welding? Meth is fine for arc welding, but the oxy in oxy-acetylene shows that it goes better with synthetic opioids like oxycodone.
9 posted on 03/02/2012 9:23:37 AM PST by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: Beaten Valve

Thank you very much sir. We’ll keep your application on file, and if we ever have a job opening which requires a naked meth addict we’ll call you, m’kay?


10 posted on 03/02/2012 9:23:45 AM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: Beaten Valve

Uh oh..........guy is HIV positive.


11 posted on 03/02/2012 9:24:10 AM PST by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! ! ..)
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To: Beaten Valve

He got the job as the host of a new show on PMSNBC.


12 posted on 03/02/2012 9:24:45 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: Beaten Valve

So did he get the job??

No I heard he hung around longer than he should have trying to get the job and exposed himself to be a real big weenie.


13 posted on 03/02/2012 9:25:52 AM PST by oust the louse (The presstitutes think after a few primaries it's over ...Santorum says: GAME ON)
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To: Beaten Valve

On an application under job history I listed “Trustee at the Jackson County Jail”.

18 months later I was a foreman in the paint department.


15 posted on 03/02/2012 9:26:09 AM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Beaten Valve

Del Paso Heights, the Sacramento Ghetto and all around good place to stay out of, especially at night.


16 posted on 03/02/2012 9:27:44 AM PST by calex59
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Ping!


17 posted on 03/02/2012 9:35:48 AM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Beaten Valve

Welder? He wanted to be a naked welder? Normally those guys wear leather aprons and other types of protection. It’s not like he was applying to work on the phone bank. LOL


18 posted on 03/02/2012 9:38:30 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Beaten Valve

I have this same scenario scripted in my autobiograghy. . .


19 posted on 03/02/2012 9:43:33 AM PST by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways a Guero y Guay Lao << >> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona)
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To: Beaten Valve

I was going to write the same thing!


20 posted on 03/02/2012 9:52:04 AM PST by therightliveswithus
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To: Beaten Valve

I hope he sent his resume to Obama first.


21 posted on 03/02/2012 9:53:44 AM PST by Argus
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To: Beaten Valve

Beware the naked welder who says he’s ready to go to work.


23 posted on 03/02/2012 9:58:07 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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