Posted on 03/01/2012 7:54:29 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Ding dong: Andrew Breitbart is DEAD at 43! http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/ding_dong_andrew_breitbart_is_dead_at_431
Comment (one of the few I could find that doesn’t have the “F” word in it):
Mar 01, 2012
Dr Jones says:
Dear God™, Please kill Rush Limbaugh next. Thanks, Everyone
Just saw this over on the Breitbart Memorial thread, not sure of the source, but Sheriff Joe seems to be “overlooked” today:
To: Mr.Unique
Just got the following BREAKING NEWS:
R. Doc Zortman Info just released: “Andrew was recently working with Sheriff Joe in Arizona on the Obama Eligibility issue. He worked with a team of investigators that would come into my coffee shop and meet with him to discuss how the investigation was going. Andrew was about to blow the lid off the whole story using of all things- the ink that was used from the certificate shown in Hawaii....today is the Sheriff Joe’s day top release the investigation results and Andrew shows up dead 18 hrs before the news conference.So now we will see if the press conference will even go on with out Sheriff Joe’s top witness.... Well played Obama, well Played....”
679 posted on March 1, 2012 2:36:25 PM EST by RobinWWJD
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That’s an excellent point but I assume condoms are part of the deal.
What I’d like to hear about is the Abortion Pill and that it’s not just for the
“morning after” but can be used up to 63 days later. Where is anyone on this?
Yes...about 20 minutes ago. It was a good exchange in that Sebelius resorted to mumbling in circles.
Thanks, PAMom, I missed it.
Condoms aren’t part of the deal. That is why this whole charade is so laughable.
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