Posted on 03/01/2012 7:54:29 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Done. Though he may only be looking at correspondence from CA.
Tim Murphy is my Congresscritter.
too funny - flake’s expertise is slut
Business opportunity for you guys around Georgetown...”I ‘Did’ Sandra Fluke” t-shirts and bumper stickers...Cafe Press awaits...how many men were taken advantage of by this woman?
Did you just hear!?! Tim Murphy—exchange w/Sebelius. Wow...we really don’t hear him all that often...
He’s really making a name for himself. He has a medical degree, too, I believe, in Psychiatry.
What “Subject” did you send it under? I chose “Abortion”.
Fluke has been an activist for changing Georgetown’s policy for 3 years? Yeah, this whole Contraception Issue was definitely a drummed up and pushed story which came directly from the White House. White House told Stufalufagus to ask the GOP nominees about conception and off this thing went!
I picked Constitutional/Judiciary, since I believe the original hearing Issa held was regarding the Constitutionality of the healthcare mandate.
when it’s “free”, our costs go up. Both my insurance deductible (doubled) and out of pocket expense went up significantly this year because of the health care bill passing with all it’s “free” mandates. WIth even more “freebies” on the way, it will continue to climb.
Yes he does. He needs to step up and use his background to slap the “experts” down. What experience, background, education give Sebelius the right to “the Secretary shall determine” OUR healthcare? Ron Paul was an actual MD (ob/gyn). Go Tim Murphy!
I’ve met Murphy several times. He’s been to visit our office at least twice since I started working here. For a while there, he was showing up for all kinds of local conservative gatherings.
A few years ago, he even turned up at a Hannity book signing in the garden center of Wal Mart to work the crowd.
I nominate Gohmert for Speaker of the House.
I too have met him...at a Tea Party function being one. He also makes a yearly appearance at our HS...so PaSurlyTeen has met him also. PaSurlyTeen is very tall, as is Murphy—he asked a question about the Marcellus Shale—and Murphy answered—then talked basketball. PST will be proud to know that TM was heard on Rush.
I upped my deductible to keep it at 260, otherwise it would be 288.50
Well, speaking of medical premiums which may be governed by what we eat,
Rush just asked why couldn’t they spell Crispy Crunchy Chicken tenders correctly.
To which I’ve always wondered, why aren’t those artery clogging delights known as “Crispy Cream?”
Quote from Patrick Star on Spongebob:
“Dumb people are blissfully unaware to how dumb they really are.”
Birth control pills don't protect you from STDs and HIV. So is the Left advocating unprotected sex?
Thank you for posting that. Very nice tribute to Andrew’s talents and contributions.
LOL. Soon we’ll have only grass to eat.
McCaskill - “All of the great works that have been done in our Congress have been because of Moderates.”
Definition of a Moderate to a LEFTIST - One who always caves to the will and the whims of the LEFTIST
And how did this definition come about? By almost 40 CONSECUTIVE YEARS of Democrat Congressional Majorities.
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