"We wish we could afford condoms too!"
Posted on 03/01/2012 7:54:29 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
All these scum have to do is stop !$#@!$#ING!
I’m so sick of this immoral society.
And Commies are using sex to control the fools.
See “Idiocracy”.
Much as it is now - everything is a sex joke, everything must have “sex” of some kind to be “sophisticated”. Absolute obsession with sex (and homos are taking advantage of this, too). And the rulers love it - easy to lead people around by their sticks, and apparently by their holes, too.
Don’t let us have any salt, oh no; but go ahead and let us screw indefinitely, and ruin other people’s lives in the process. Whether the “partner”, or the innocent baby that results invariably from this obsession.
Ms. Fluke relays a story of one woman who knew birth control wasn’t covered, so assumed any women’s reproductive issues weren’t covered. So when that woman was raped she did not go to the doctor to get examined or to be tested for STD’s, because she didn’t think it would be covered.
Sorry, I don’t believe someone attending this college is that stupid.
RUSH: “Who paid for your condoms in the 6th grade?”
I’m sure she started that early. LOL!
STFU idiot
"She's having so much sex she's going broke."
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Hey fluke, just go to Nevada and get a job at one of the ranches.
NEWS FLASH! Sluts and prostitutes are angered at being compared to Fluke.
Fluke has sex 2.7 times per day, every day, if that ain’t a slut, I dunno what is - virtue?
My big old hairy butt.
I’ve seen her picture, I wouldn’t hit it.
LOL! He would be the President of the organization.
lolol....who was that last woman (before Sheila Jackson Lee?
Rush is clairvoyant! Wonders how long before we’ll be hearing how shaming, how embarassing it is to not being able to pay for their BC Pills.....lol, Sandra Fluke did say it..I just listened to it....Rush plays it.
Anyone want to stick it to these foaming rabid psycho twits? Buy a case of Limbaugh’s tea. Let them know you are buying it in response to the vitriol from the left. My wife has been wanting to try the Peach flavor...maybe today is the day.
THanks...on my facebook page and sending out. This world is turning upside down.
She COMMANDS him???
Imagine if W. had COMMANDED Olbermann to not be a jerk?
Also I have heard of a "liver fluke" which is a parasite.
#101 ditto
Even if they were that stupid, the false perception of one person does not mean I need to PAY to cover everything to fix that one person’s stupidity.
Eof L, you were thisclose to a Jesse Jackson boycott!
Reading the EIB phone number to the BunnedOne (SJL) BRILLIANT!!!!
TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: What does it say about the college co-ed Sandra Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex, what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex. What does that make us? We're the pimps. (interruption) The johns? We would be the johns? No! We're not the johns. (interruption) Yeah, that's right. Pimp's not the right word. Okay, so she's not a slut. She's "round heeled." I take it back.
LOL, yes he would. I am LMBO over this stuff.....now Sheila Jackson Lee brings up the Fairness Doctrine regarding Rush’s show.
OH NO, Now Rush says women enjoy sex in the back seat of a car, but can’t afford a car .... what to do?
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