[Erasmus]

When I was a bartender we always had a little special surprise for stiffs when they showed their face again,and they always did since stiffs are self-absorbed morons.

Just out of curiosity, do you mean stiffed, as in the tip, or stiffed, as in the check?

[Paddyboy]

Stiffed as in the tip....I only got beat on the whole check once and I called the cops and they found the guy and arrested him.