OK; we’ll take Alaska and the liberals can have Hawai’i. Suits them, to loll about. And there will be LOTS of fence contracting; because we not only need to build one at the Mexican border, but also a longer one to keep the liberals from coming south.
It’ll be like the partition of India and Pakistan — liberals going north with their Louis Vuitton dog carriers and Yves Saint Laurent luggage; conservatives going south with their camper coolers and plastic trash bags full of clothes. LOL!
We will need an easement for the Alaska pipeline, that’s all.
I believe it's private property, so that shouldn't be too hard.