[Aevery_Freeman]

If you attempt to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head and fail....does that make you a loser?

Just askin'

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[cripplecreek]

Maybe he’s just a really bad shot.

[Leroy S. Mort]

Apparantly he never got a marksmanship ribbon.

(Lord, forgive me and God bless the pygmies in New Guinea)

[tanknetter]

If you attempt to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head and fail....does that make you a loser?

I went through a VERY intense corporate training program (the premise of if you failed the program, you were out of the company was used as an incentivizer) back in the 1990s where a couple students had killed themselves over the 30+ years it had been around, and many more had tried and failed.

The joke was that if you were going to try to kill yourself, you should either go up to the roof and jump, or throw a computer monitor through the window first. Because it would be downright humiliating to take a run at a window and only injure yourself ... by bouncing off.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

If you attempt to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head and fail....does that make you a loser?

Ask the hockey goaltender who was feeling depressed because he couldn't stop a puck; everything went past him and into the net. He decided to end it all. He found himself a busy highway and stepped out in front of a truck ... but the truck went right between his legs.

[giotto]

This is one instance when one should not apply the old adage, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”

[johngrace]

Ask his family.

[Domangart]

What happens is they flinch and make a skid mark line in the hair. Depending on how cracked the skull is, they sometimes wake up and you find a hole in the skid line. When they lay around for days they die of exposure or lack of water. Quite often they do it in the bathroom. It is easy to clean and they are thoughtful. They just don't care about how others feel. More than anyone needs to know.

[fatez]

Not everything needs a witty quip, including your stupid post.

[rabidralph]

No, what makes one a loser is whining about having to go to the hospital to have some toes removed, shooting oneself in the head and winding up in the hospital anyway, with more than just problems with your toes.

[CodeToad]

Nope, just a Democrat. Only a Democrat can be shot in the head and not hit a brain.