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To: cripplecreek
If you attempt to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head and fail....does that make you a loser?

Just askin'

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6 posted on 02/22/2012 4:21:39 PM PST by Aevery_Freeman (Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
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To: Aevery_Freeman

Maybe he’s just a really bad shot.


10 posted on 02/22/2012 4:25:10 PM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Aevery_Freeman

Apparantly he never got a marksmanship ribbon.

(Lord, forgive me and God bless the pygmies in New Guinea)

13 posted on 02/22/2012 4:26:42 PM PST by Leroy S. Mort
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To: Aevery_Freeman
If you attempt to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head and fail....does that make you a loser?

I went through a VERY intense corporate training program (the premise of if you failed the program, you were out of the company was used as an incentivizer) back in the 1990s where a couple students had killed themselves over the 30+ years it had been around, and many more had tried and failed.

The joke was that if you were going to try to kill yourself, you should either go up to the roof and jump, or throw a computer monitor through the window first. Because it would be downright humiliating to take a run at a window and only injure yourself ... by bouncing off.
15 posted on 02/22/2012 4:31:53 PM PST by tanknetter
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To: Aevery_Freeman
If you attempt to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head and fail....does that make you a loser?

Ask the hockey goaltender who was feeling depressed because he couldn't stop a puck; everything went past him and into the net. He decided to end it all. He found himself a busy highway and stepped out in front of a truck ... but the truck went right between his legs.

16 posted on 02/22/2012 4:32:17 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Aevery_Freeman

This is one instance when one should not apply the old adage, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”


21 posted on 02/22/2012 4:35:21 PM PST by giotto
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To: Aevery_Freeman

Ask his family.


25 posted on 02/22/2012 4:46:53 PM PST by johngrace (I am a 1 John 4! Christian- declared at every Sunday Mass , Divine Mercy and Rosary prayers!)
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To: Aevery_Freeman
What happens is they flinch and make a skid mark line in the hair. Depending on how cracked the skull is, they sometimes wake up and you find a hole in the skid line. When they lay around for days they die of exposure or lack of water. Quite often they do it in the bathroom. It is easy to clean and they are thoughtful. They just don't care about how others feel. More than anyone needs to know.
26 posted on 02/22/2012 4:49:34 PM PST by Domangart
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To: Aevery_Freeman

Not everything needs a witty quip, including your stupid post.


36 posted on 02/22/2012 5:32:48 PM PST by fatez ("If you're going through Hell, keep going." Winston Churchill)
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To: Aevery_Freeman

No, what makes one a loser is whining about having to go to the hospital to have some toes removed, shooting oneself in the head and winding up in the hospital anyway, with more than just problems with your toes.


37 posted on 02/22/2012 5:38:24 PM PST by rabidralph
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To: Aevery_Freeman

Nope, just a Democrat. Only a Democrat can be shot in the head and not hit a brain.


64 posted on 02/23/2012 7:39:48 AM PST by CodeToad (NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!)
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