The communists at the top milk the middle class worker like a farmer milks a cow. The communists take all the milk, skim the cream for themselves, and give a little of the milk to the underclass to buy their continued support.
Great explanation!
If you can't appreciate the pure beauty of the violin after hearing this, something's wrong with your ears.
Or you can get raw with these strings.
How about this gamechanger from America's Got Talent (which they SHOULD have won).
And finally, this, dedicated to the one and only rdb2, whose eyes are growing dim.
Either way, the violin is sweet yet LETHAL.
Do it!