>>Jenna Bush was Laura Bushs daughter and her mother?<<
Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown up daughter
With flowing hair of red,
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matters worse
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown up daughter,
Who of course was my step-mother.
Father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandson
For he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife,
She’s now my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasnt there
He wasnt there again today
I wish, I wish hed go away...
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldnt see him there at all!
Go away, go away, dont you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please dont slam the door... (slam!)
Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasnt there
He wasnt there again today
Oh, how I wish hed go away
I got a restraining Order yesterday
In case he just won’t stay away.
Jenna, Laura, Babs or Mitt,
I really couldn’t give a ...
Hey look, a squirrel!
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