Posted on 02/15/2012 8:39:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
And on a shoestring budget too probably.
in Washington is ain’t enuf to say you got nads...it is necessary to add they are your own nads
just sayin
This is the second really good ad his team has put out recently.
Does anyone know the article regarding the nukes and the deduction of?
Birth control Party vs the Anti-Birth control Party....
BARF!!!! Using birth control is NOT THE ISSUE!!!
The issue is making ME pay for YOUR birth control!!!
Hey, Mr. or Mrs. Democrat, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND BUY YOUR OWN BIRTH CONTROL!!!!
I wish Frank Lautenberg’s parents had better access to birth control.
But that was the 17th century, after all . . .
Haven’t seen it yet, just heard the radio super-pac ad. Santorum voted for the bridge to no where, OH NOOOOOOS!!!
More Moochers than Producers? Possibly. But many more who would not classify themselves as moochers will gladly go get something that is advertised as FREE.
Time for a meeting er’body!! See you tomorrow.
Typical evil, golf playing, cigar chomping conservative bad guy, out punting puppies again!!LOL!!
Exactly, Rush nailed it with the “stupid” vote.
we only punt the ones close...those a bit out there we aim at w/ a stiff 5 wood......oh the life of the 1%
Three bronx cheers for Obama's "strengthening economy."
Rush has characterized it in the past as “morons electing morons.” Exactly!
romney’s pac is saying that santorum never had a real job in the real economy outside washington
I haven’t been watching tv, but i got that in an email too.
and for my money that is where Rick is weak...Our battle is elected rino Senators and I fear Rick is rino white.....oops...lite
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