Posted on 02/15/2012 8:39:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Well Ohio IS the most important state, didn’t ya know?! :)
Don’t ever be sorry for telling the truth! Great post.
that weirdo with the boxes thinks he’s having a conversation with el rushbo.
Yeah and he just said the recovery is speeding up vs Bernake
Mon, Feb 13 2012
Bernanke Not Fooled by Recent Unemployment Gains
http://www.fxstreet.com/fundamental/analysis-reports/market-pulse-fx/2012/02/13/02/
In his testimony before the Senate Budget Committee last week, Bernanke said that even with an improving outlook, the U.S. economy will grow at a “sluggish” rate for the remainder of the year.
Thank you. I am rather easily confused with all these meaningless names floating about.
I’m goin outside w/ earbuds....work the cigar a bit and punt puppies BRB
LOL - no one cares about Kentucky. Heck, 90 percent of the time, I don’t care about Kentucky. lol.
Sad thing is there are still a lot of people who willingly allow their votes to be bought.
good point, neither restore our future nor win it.
Well, if I were Rush, I’d definitely seek advice on how to run a successful radio show from an anonymous online forum; as clearly, the plan Rush has in place is failing. ;)
LOL!
Is this ad airing in Michigan?
Thanks kindly, rodguy ^^
Honestly, I wish what Rush said -Mr. Romney, it is you and the GOP who is out of your league- would become some national slogan right about now.
Something has got to be done about this coward ridden, do-absolutely-nothing GOP, or America is done for :(
THAT is HILARIOUS!
he has nadz
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