Posted on 02/15/2012 8:39:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
[from WikiQuote] This famous statement has produced many paraphrases and variants:
Obama is repeating like a bad burrito
a goat burrito
The problem is Obumma doesn’t think the mistakes were mistakes; and he thinks the things done right in the past were the mistakes. :(
Rush said it pretty good yesterday. Obama thinks that the Muslim Brotherhood has a better idea of freedom and democracy than WE do.
...so Samuel L. Jackson doesn’t care about Obama’s policies...he voted for him because he’s black. If Obama’s policies lead to a nuclear war...hey, what can you say? He’s black, and that’s what counts.
Rush made another usual great point. Obama didn’t know how bad the economy was. Yet during the Bush Presidency, they knew with absolute certainty that it was the worst economy in 50 years. Dag nabbit. And don’t forget that rising gas prices in the Bush economy was a bad thing. Rising gas prices in the Obama economy is a sign of a strengthening economy. Dag nabbit!
Rush gets new listeners every day.
I may really scream today....
Pelosi, Obama and Reid were RUNNING CONGRESS during the downturn! DEAR LEADER, your legislation, the stuff you voted PRESENT on, CAUSED our current economic situation!
You didn’t know how bad it actually was? You caused it! Most likely ON PURPOSE!
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I have to say I was disappointed with Tom Marr last night.
we are winnin.....the rino senators are the enemy now
geez, i surely hope you don’t choke
You may have a bowl of chili for dinner but I bet you receive neither the advertising dollars, nor the subscription dollars Rush receives from businesses and listeners alike for his points.
Beautiful part of the free market, choice is. I choose to listen to Rush because I enjoy it. I suggest you find something you like and stick to it.
Now, since I neither enjoy reading your inane commentary, nor do I care what you have for dinner; I’m going back to my policy of ignoring you and listening to Rush. Have an enjoyable life.
me too....I listened to him again this mornin and he shared emails but stood by his 2 tacts...Romney and 2nd that Romney needs to get his butt on radio and tighen up his stances and explainations.....
what was loudest to me was his silence about Newt....he would high volume billow Santorum or Myth but whisper Newt’s name allowin Newt just needs to go
LOL.
Hahah, just arrived and am hearing the “questioner.”
Who is that and what is the venue?
hold this fool in contempt
throw him in the hoosegow
answer the question
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