Posted on 02/13/2012 8:35:25 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush asked if other “institutions” (other than the Catholic Church) will now begin to wake up.
Will this be one of them? I doubt it:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2845720/posts?page=54#54
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2845720/posts?page=55#55
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2845720/posts?page=67#67
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2845720/posts?page=68#68
Chris used to be on after Levin then they gave him the 9-12 time slot.
Then Clear Channel tried to cut corners and fired him to put in that detestable Slow Joe Scarborough. Their ratings plummeted and there was such an outcry they hired him back after 6 months. Now he’s syndicated but only plays in a couple dozen small markets. But it’s a start.
Zazzle
I am sure Rush knows that the “99% contracepting” figure is a complete lie and distortion.
He eventually recanted, but really, even the most humble FReeper could have called it better:
Here’s the original post I was looking for:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/5484919/Why_this_conservative_is_for_Barack_Obama/
No, I will not be voting for Romney.
You’re the whackjob for supporting a power hungry, pro Obamacare, unscrupulous flip flopping liberal from Massachusetts.
Lemme know how that works out for ya.Got McCain?
Oh, and Sloop, how’re your monthly contributions to FR coming? Or do you just use the site to slobber over Mittens.
If so, you can leave any time.
Obama wants Romney so that he and the DBM can happily do to Mormonism what Hannity tried to do to Black Liberation Theology.
LOL! I like it.
Thanks.
“needs a larger audience “
Total agree, Emailed it and Facebooked, not to mention I have been speaking about it in smaller groups at Church and at Tea Party meetings. Its well written, old news but needed to be said again (and again and again) until the point is made and sinks in. Evil has to be called out into the light of day, then it will scurry away when enough recognize it.
Great show today, a true eye-opener!
Then Clear Channel tried to cut corners and fired him to put in that detestable Slow Joe Scarborough. Their ratings plummeted and there was such an outcry they hired him back after 6 months. Now he’s syndicated but only plays in a couple dozen small markets. But it’s a start.
Wow, interesting... thanks for the info about Chris Plante. Glad to hear there was such a huge outcry to get him back on air!
About 7 or 8 years ago (?), we were on I-95 driving back to CT from CPAC - my husband called into Chris Plante's show on WMAL, which ran on Sundays back then I guess. Chris listened to my husband describe what went on at CPAC with rapt attention - gave him lots of time to speak and was appreciative for the 'inside information'. Good guy, and we really enjoy what we've heard of his shows.
Joe "the Sellout" Scarborough on the other hand... ugh! Joe was the emcee of our Thursday night dinner/banquet at CPAC and was promptly BOOed big time when he was introduced! (Everyone at our table of 10 were among those booing him)
Joe seemed taken aback by the negative reaction from the CPAC audience, and I believe he still thinks he was booed simply because he works for MSNBC. We were booing him - regardless of what network he works for - because he's completely sold out over the years from being a pretty solid conservative from the FL panhandle, to a detestable, nasty RINO/liberal.
Scarborough was supposed to say "a few words" then simply introduce Rep. Paul Ryan - keynote of this dinner - but he spent a LONG TIME (wish I knew specifically how long his speech was) droning on and on about himself, as if anybody cared.
Joe Scarborough had no business appearing at CPAC - hope I never see him again.
Zazzle... thanks! I’ll be placing a few orders ASAP. ;-)
Hi!
Slow Joe was at CPAC? WTF!
He was on Meet The Depressed this Sunday and you couldn’t tell the difference between him or David Greggy.
I got me one of those computer app thingies that diagnoses sicknesses
you got terminal dumbass
sad
and no - romney is not my choice - you made a wrong assumption
but anyone that thinks romney would be as bad as obama is a fool - but go ahead and pout if your candidate does not get the nod
you are why we got mclettuce and obama
WTF is right... exactly what we said when he was introduced! CPAC 2012 seemed to purge most of the liberal/RINO and pro-gay groups that had infiltrated this conference in the recent past, but Slow Joe somehow managed to get through this year. Strange.
He was on Meet The Depressed this Sunday and you couldn’t tell the difference between him or David Greggy.
Ugh, I missed MTP on Sunday (was racing to get outta the hotel in DC), but I have no doubt what you say is true!
“CPAC 2012 seemed to purge most of the liberal/RINO and pro-gay groups
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I did not know that. One of the reasons I don’t go. Maybe next year I’ll go, I live in Bethesda so I can just hop on the metro. BTW Chris broadcasts his show from there on Thursday and Friday. You should listen to them, they were great shows too, they will be up for a few more days. He went there on Saturday too, you could have met him! Mrs Suhks is a huge fan/groupie and goes to a lot of his WMAL parties, me, not so much ;o)
http://www.wmal.com/sectional.asp?id=35315
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