One day I called an end user to help troubleshoot her computer problem and she had one of those phones that give the caller music instead of a ring tone.
The song she chose? “I’ll be Around” by The Spinners, with the tag line, “Whenever you call me I’ll be there”.
I don’t care who you are, that there is funny.
In my voice mail message I say, “hold on, I can’t find my phone!”. It is funny how many people will say that tricks them into waiting! I’ve gotten more than a few laughs out of that one.