Free Republic is secretly under cat control. When the cats are well fed, well petted, and generally pleased, Free Republic works well.
Upset the kittehs, and they will punish us all with 503 errors.
Just don’t tell anyone I said anything; the kittehs will take me in for LOL Cat re-education for revealing the truth.
Remember, you didn’t hear this from me!
Too Late, they know, run.