Dear Ask An Imam:
Does this mean it is haram to have relations with my goat on February 14th, because that is an act of love?
Am I limited to only having sex with my wife on that date, since that is just for reproduction & my pleasure with no regard for her?
Or must I just settle for raping an Infidel slut in the name of morality?
Abu Confused
*bleep* the goat and then go blow yourself up to gain Allah’s forgiveness.