Posted on 02/10/2012 8:30:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
All I know is I don’t feel free anymore.
It’s difficult to express ones self via keyboard, but I see people zoted in seconds without any opportunity to discuss the matter posted, and that gives me trepidation.
I tend to write it off as the silly season.
I don’t think you are alone.....
Mitt Romney’s Path to Conservatism:
“I want to be President. People vote for conservatism. Engage “act conservative mode”.”
That is all I hear nowadays for the same kind of heavy handed government behavior in this country.
I am reliving my youth, with no way to go home when it gets too bad.
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Powerful post.
I am reliving my youth, with no way to go home when it gets too bad.
We Americans are now in the same position--- reliving our youth and no way to go "home" when it gets too bad.
Wake Up America!
I KNOW I am not alone.
it does bother me though that my favorite smackdown - the one he gave jon king - that he lied in part of it - he did not offer friends to abc to back his side of the story
Yeah, I was for Bachmann too, then Cain, but he turned out to be the real flake here when he dropped out over charges that may or may not have been true, but he should have been able to deal with them if he really wanted to be doing what he thought was right.
I’ve seen it.
Beware.
Yes, even I have seen where the thinking here can be narrow, probably even my own..., Thank God we have each other...
ABC news just played a clip of Obama reiterating the notion that Women will have “free” access to BC.
Where my free rubbers?
Why is the Gov involved in this stuff?
ABC news just played a clip of Obama reiterating the notion that Women will have “free” access to BC.
Where my free rubbers?
Why is the Gov involved in this stuff?
All this from the same folks that SCREAM that the gov has no business in the bedroom!
Did you plant those?
ABC news just played a clip of Obama reiterating the notion that Women will have “free” access to BC.
Where are my free rubbers?
Why is the Gov involved in this stuff?
All this from the same folks that SCREAM that the gov has no business in the bedroom!
but i am just itching to be reborn as the id ‘the troll formerly known as sloop’
ABC news just played a clip of Obama reiterating the notion that Women will have “free” access to BC.
Where are my free rubbers?
Why is the Gov involved in this stuff?
All this from the same folks that SCREAM that the gov has no business in the bedroom!
That say they have no business in the Church, but there they are! Feh!
BREAKING: Obama demands insurance companies give free birth control to Catholics, and that Oscar Mayer give free bacon to Hassidic Jews.
(Hat tip to IOWAHAWK)
Added new tag line. Hope it’s ok.
Somethin got planted.
I like it.
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