I really wish his mommy woulda used contraceptives
Barack 0baMao if proof we need Planned Parenthood.
Well, when 0bumbles was a kid, he asked his mother: "Mommy, how come you're white and I'm black?"
She said: Listen, kid, after that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
...................................... FRegards
The best part of Obama ran down his Mother’s leg.