Posted on 02/09/2012 8:14:15 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
Fax Rush at: 212-445-3963
Write a letter to Rush and mail it to:
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New York, NY 10020
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Not in the mood for nonsense and don’t give a crap about Nooters ping a ling a ling.
I'm NEVER in the mood for nonsense. :) bttt
Going out to lunch at Applebee’s today; will BBL.
LOL - I can tolerate it better some days. Lately, my tolerance level is set on zero.
Jealous!!!! My Lean Gourmet looks even less appetizing now. Have a great lunch.
I no longer suffer fools. I used to be nicer. And thinner come to think of it.
I’m jealous too! Have dessert!
I passed Ditka’s place the other day. It looks nice.
My company is treating some of us to lunch and giving us a bonus for completing a project “well”. This ought to be interesting.
All the grammar nazis out there need to go to www.engrishfunny.com :) There are some off color translations; but these are real actual products/signs/etc.
Also, www.cakewrecks.com
Either of this will cause you to lose your faith in humanity; but many hours of laughing.
And when they came for the Catholics I did nothing, for I was not a Catholic.
Congratulations!
Morning! Went to the Santorum Rally last night, it was packed. I ended up getting their on time but had no seats and about 300 of us stood outside to listen. Impressive, I have to say. I didnt know what to expect. He is calm and patient. I saw Mark Davis too, and if you all know Im not a big fan, lol:)
I love CakeWrecks! I have seen, numerous times, Super Bowel, committed to icing and sign boards :)
If anyone else cares (i do!) Rick Santorum is on with Glenn Beck (Beck is on before Rush in da Burgh).
I have remembered that principle over the years because it was so powerful when I first read it. And now in America, I am a witness to it. So, to be a little livid, I will borrow from “Reverend” Wright. God .... Obama, and God .... those who serve with him.
You can compromise with a wife or with a business colleague. But not with Democrats: "We don't have shared goals with the Democrats."
Soon to top issue on the Sunday talk shows.
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