Posted on 02/08/2012 8:25:11 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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HAPPY DANCE
Congratulations to Rick Santorum! bttt
From Eric Erickson at RedSate.com this morning:
A Big, Big Win for Santorum . . . Errr . . . CPAC
Mitt Romney had a horrible, horrible night. Early yesterday, Mitt Romneys campaign called Missouri a beauty contest and said to focus on Colorado. We did. Wow.
Ive said since Sunday that yesterday would be the first day of voting that Mitt Romneys poor comment to Soledad OBrien would have an impact. It typically takes a week for comments like that to be digested by voters. Six days after Romney opened his mouth, Rick Santorum swept the night.
From Missouri to Minnesota to Colorado the Republican electorate sent a very clear signal they want conviction over electability. They do not like Mitt Romney. They see Santorum as authentic. They see Mitt Romney as a fraud. Rick Santorum swept the races. Romney, the front runner, got crushed by conservatives.
The pattern has held up from Iowa to South Carolina to Florida to Nevada to last night. In every county that saw increased turn out, Not Romney won. In counties with decreased turnout, Romney won most often, but not always.
The real winner last night is CPAC the conservative political action conference. At the end of this week, Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, and Newt Gingrich will, in that order, address the crowd. Conservatives in the hearthland last night rejected Mitt Romney as inauthentic. CPAC will be a must win speech for Romney.
Considering how often Mitt Romney has lost in the past decade, youd think he would have given a better concession speech last night. He did not and will need to up his game for his CPAC speech. He must now seriously woo the conservatives he thought he would not need.
But what of Romney vs. Santorum? My prediction is that Romney has nothing to lose and will go negative. He will suddenly become as noxious as his supporters are on twitter and in the Washington Post. It will backfire on him. He will seem Newtish and Newts recent complaints about Romneys negativity will be looked at anew.
Gingrich is a big loser after last night. But I think the untold story is just how terrible Ron Paul did. He had a caucus strategy that has failed across the board. He has won no states. His strategy is failing him.
What a night.
[snip] Contiinue reading at RedState.
I bet Ann Coulter is apoplectic about now.
FEAR THE SWEATER VEST!
BTTT!! Santorum!! YAY!!
Rush will be on fire today.
LMAO. Wow!!!!
Hahaha. How awesome was last night? Seeing those other three dudes lose...I’ll be thankful forever for last night.
In other news; I’ve been thinking of a marketing plan for politicos like you and I. I often find myself angrily screeching at the tv during a Republican debate or speech by one of the candidates. Football fans and basketball fans have those soft little balls to toss at the tv when a bad call is made. I’ve thought of candidate specific projectiles.
Ron Paul: Constitution or eyebrow
Mitt Romney: Dollar Bill or Hair
Noot: Blow Up doll or the words I do
Santorum: Sweater Vest (That’s all I got)
Wow...never thought Santorum would win...and all 3! That’s terrific. I saw Drudge said this was the lowest turnout ever? Why is that? Our party should be motivated!!
Our candidates are warm, slightly curdled milk...the voters are not enthused, nor are they motivated...
....not to mention the “slightly” premature announcement of the demise of a certain conservative grassroots group Whose Name Must Not Be Mentioned.
ROFLMAO
Cant wait. Im not hearing the vitriol hatred after these wins like we did with South Carolina.... yet at least
ROFL!
I’m sending Rick another little sumthin sumthin...
Leaving for an appointment. I can't believe I have to miss the first half of Rush today. Will have to listen to the podcast.
FYI All---in case you missed it or want a link:
The full Santorum victory speech, given after the announcement that he had won MO and MN.
Santorum Victory Speech (after MO and MN win)
Powerful Santorum ad: It hits Romney, but it strikes at the throat of the GOP elite:
It's called "REBELLION" [2 minute video]
Looooooooooooooosers bump.
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