"Thanks, kid..... now nobody can accuse me of cutting the Defense budget when I can pick up stuff like this for a steal. Run along, now.....the First Lady has your hundred bucks over there. Hmmm....I think I can use a couple of these in the Straits of Hormuz if those Iranians get funny......"
Leni
"Hey kid, this is as hard as blowing up my inflatable doll!..."