Ain’t it wonderful how a bum born in Kenya knows more about the founding of our Republic than the men who actually did it. The stupid pig does not realize they did it that way to keep bums like him from setting up their private empires with the people as surfs. However, now days, the people prefer to be surfs than free. Stupid people. Very stupid.
Yes, I'd rather be on a beach SURFING, but I think you mean people prefer to be SERFS.