Regarding your last sentence, which I presume is written in jest. I think it is, but if not, then a spelling correction here and there is not going to improve your written communication skills.
As to the “loose and lose” bit, it has nothing to do with the nature of my life and everything to do with being bothered by ignorance of the English language.
If I could, I would lend to you my arthritic fingers, the same fingers with which I have written seven novels and two non-fiction works, one of which you can access on the Internet regarding stem cells, cloning, and abortion. Perhaps you feel you could improve my output using your fingers, fingers which obviously never miss a key when you’re superior mind is racing?