If I could, I would lend to you my arthritic fingers, the same fingers with which I have written seven novels and two non-fiction works, one of which you can access on the Internet regarding stem cells, cloning, and abortion. Perhaps you feel you could improve my output using your fingers, fingers which obviously never miss a key when you’re superior mind is racing?
PS - I slipped that missuse of the contraction in so that you would have something over which to grit your teeth. Have Nice Day