'Vote for me, I'll fix this (bleep): Comedienne Roseanne Barr launches her bid

The Daily Mail ^ | 2/3/12 | Thomas Durante

[Impala64ssa]

It's no joke - Roseanne Barr has submitted her plan to go from the nut farm to the White House as the Green Party's presidential nominee. The TV star said in a statement that she's a long-time supporter of the party and looks forward to working with those who share her values. As for her platform, Miss Barr said she will push for the legalisation of marijuana. She said the two major parties aren't doing enough to properly serve the American people. 'The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants - bought and paid for by the 1 per cent - who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people,' Barr said.

[Impala64ssa]

A woman "of the people" who owns a 46-acre nut farm in Hawaii. Must be nice.Sounds like a 99%er to me. /s.Never thought I'd use this dopey phrase but YOU GO GIRL! Maybe she'll get enough of the looney left bloc to help 0bama keep his promise of being a one-termer now that the economy hasn't improved after 3 yrs of his tenure.

[MrB]

What a relief...

I thought that all was lost after Sarah dropped out...

[CanuckYank]

GREAT NEWS - a motive for some of the morons to vote for anyone but OB!!!!!!!!

8-))

[ZULU]

Send her a contribution. She can only hurt Obama.

[tumblindice]

Thar she blows http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPPjS4uMwtw

[Huskrrrr]

She should stick to what she does best....singing the National Anthem. /sarc

[LibsRJerks]

Wow, Dems now have their very OWN Ron Paul. ;)

[Fresh Wind]

Hmmm. Barr, Obama, or Romney. That’s a hard choice.

[mnehring]

How long until Ron Paul endorses her like he did Cynthia McKinney?

[SMARTY]

“...Comedienne...”

What's so funny about coarse and irreverent?

(Unless you are a teenage boy)

[bigbob]

I suppose a piece of S****! is well qualified to Fix This S***!

[commish]

What is really sad is that this november when I look at the ballot and see:
MITT ROMNEY
BARACK OBAMA
ROSEANNE BARR

The first two are definate NO’s so that leaves ROSEANNE.

[SuzyQue]

Poor woman can’t run her own life very well. Maybe that’s why she wants to run - have a shot at running everyone elses lives.

[dfwgator]

President Camacho arrives 500 years before Idiocracy said he would

"S***!
I know s***'s bad right now...but I've got a solution."

[MeganC]

If Romney gets the GOP nomination then I’ll be voting for Roseanne. Nice to have that dilemma settled.

[LottieDah]

Instead of running the country Roseanne Barr can serve us all if she would run in front of a speeding bus.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Ya....she can’t fix her weight or her fat stupid mouth but she’ll fix the country. OK.

[MaxMax]

Narcissistic blowfish.

[C210N]

This is Fantastic News!! I FULLY support Rosanne, and I FULLY intend to vote for her. I urge ALL MY FELLOW Liberals, Progressives and Democrats to vote like me!!

Please!

Oh, and if you are not sure, my fellows, about following me... I hope you keep your mind open, and consider her when you vote on November 6. Make sure you put that on your calendar now...

[Rappini]

Can you just imagine Barr being POTUS everytime she hears the National Anthem she’ll scratch her s-—ch like she did at that ball game..