Yeah, Chevy Volt sold a whopping total of 603 cars last month. This commercial is ripe for parody. Post your Chevy Volt commercial parody ideas.
My own submission is that the aliens are so unimpressed with the Chevy Volt that they take a Yugo into their Mother Ship instead.
1 posted on
02/03/2012 4:24:09 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
02/03/2012 4:27:27 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
To: PJ-Comix
And the commercial only cost #3.5M.
3 posted on
02/03/2012 4:29:22 AM PST by
FES0844
To: PJ-Comix
A guy was on Fox news yesterday morning, I forget his name, but he said they gave him a Volt to try out.
He said he only went 18 miles before the gas kicked in and when it kicked in he got 30 MPG with the thing.
I guess that would get me to the closest grocery store to me, but I would have to gas it back.
6 posted on
02/03/2012 4:37:33 AM PST by
Venturer
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7 posted on
02/03/2012 4:37:48 AM PST by
SVTCobra03
(You can never have enough friends, horsepower or ammunition.)
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8 posted on
02/03/2012 4:38:37 AM PST by
Zakeet
(If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided)
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My commercial would show a Volt sitting at a stop sign with two Gaia worshipers in it. A little girl rides through the crosswalk and one of her tires accidentally brushes the front bumper, and then the Volt busts into flames and incinerates the two greenies that are now screaming in agony.
Then an announcer says: Chevy Volt, reducing carbon emmissions, two greenies at a time.
9 posted on
02/03/2012 4:39:46 AM PST by
ZX12R
(FUBO GTFO 2012 ! We should take off and Newt washington from orbit.)
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The Chevy Sonic commercial with the bugs was cute......
11 posted on
02/03/2012 4:45:23 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
To: PJ-Comix
They sell 600-800 Volts a month, mostly to fleets. In the very unlikely event that this one commercial could double their sales for the month, that would be an extra $5,000 in advertising costs per additional car sold. This is what happens when the criminal class takes over a business under crony capitalism - they have no business sense at all. I hope and pray that GM will die soon. Whether it is soon or not though, I am boycotting that corrupt company forever.
13 posted on
02/03/2012 4:49:52 AM PST by
Pollster1
(Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
To: PJ-Comix
At a starting price of $32,000.000 - seems to me that Governmint Motors is making coal powered cars for the 1%, and giving them rebates paid for by the hard working the middle class!
14 posted on
02/03/2012 4:51:31 AM PST by
airborne
(Paratroopers! Good to the last drop!)
To: PJ-Comix
I’m speechless. Really. Simply awful GM. Too pathetic to even joke about.
15 posted on
02/03/2012 4:53:38 AM PST by
ILS21R
(Never give up.)
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16 posted on
02/03/2012 4:55:59 AM PST by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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Eric Bolling test drove one last week, and reported on it on “The Five.”
It wasn’t exactly positive.
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My own submission is that the aliens are so unimpressed with the Chevy Volt that they take a Yugo into their Mother Ship instead. I would have the Aliens inspecting the Chevy Volt, then switch to their commander on the mother-ship and have him state "There is obviously no intelligent life on this planet. Blow it up.......
21 posted on
02/03/2012 6:19:49 AM PST by
commish
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