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To: wac3rd

Fourth, fifth and sixth grade recess at St. Catherine’s School - Smear the Queer.

One guy gets the ball on a blacktop playground. You tackle that guy, and he has to give up the ball to another guy.

Rinse and repeat.

Can’t play Smear the Queer anymore. In fact, you can’t even say ‘Smear the Queer’ any more without losing family and fortune.


94 posted on 02/03/2012 12:46:12 AM PST by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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To: RinaseaofDs
We used to call that "Bag the F@g." LOL!!

My favorite was "Asses Up."

Picture anywhere from 3 to a dozen kids on an asphalt parking lot or playground, with a brick wall (usually the side of the school building) on one side. Each kid is assigned a number from 1 up to however many kids are playing. Kid #1 throws a rubber ball against the wall, which Kid #2 is then obligated to catch when it bounces back at the group. Repeat this through the whole group and then start all over again . . . with Kid #1 coming next after the last kid has thrown the ball.

The game gets its name from what happens whenever a kid misses or drops the ball. When this happens, that kid runs up to the wall and leans against it spread-eagled like he's being patted down by a cop. The next kid in order after the one who missed or dropped the ball recovers it, and -- from wherever he is standing -- throws the ball at the kid leaning against the wall, in an attempt to hit him in the @ss (ideally), the back, the head, or wherever. LOL.

Do that for an hour every day and you'll have a neighborhood full of kids who will be Gold Glove baseball players by the time they get to high school.

103 posted on 02/03/2012 4:20:28 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.")
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