I bet my weight of dog exceeds your volume. I have one 85 lb. Pitador and one 95 lb. Great Dane who’s only 11.5 mo. old and still growing. I’m 6’1” and, when he jumps up and puts his paws on my shoulders, the Dane looks me straight in the eye at eye level. The Pitador sleeps with me; the Dane on the floor beside my bed. Somehow or other a Mudslime might just have trouble even being in my house, which hasn’t been dog free in the entire 25 years I’ve owned it.
Well, I have a border collie, a chow, and a spaniely thing. I had a Lab, but she died recently. Plus my daughter’s cheeweenie (Chihuahua and daschund mix) stays over at my house about 40% of the time.
All house dogs, so you can imagine the nightmare.
Actually, they are my wife’s dogs. I’m actually a cat person, although I like dogs. Four cats. do muzzies hate cats? I’ve been wanting an orange tabby for some time, and that would be a good excuse, IMO>
Watch out for that Pitador! The tail is a deadly weapon; you’ll be beaten to death starting at the shins.