When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whisky over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give brain problems.
Who knew ice is poisonus. Warn all your friends.
“Who knew ice is poisonus.” I’ll definitely tell everyone I know.
A biology teacher had a little worm swimming happily around in a beaker of water. He then transferred the worm to a beaker of alcohol. The worm died. The teacher asked the class, “What does this experiment tell you?” A student replied, “If you drink alcohol, you’ll never have worms.”
ROTFL
I am borrowing that joke.
Well, it is true, but that’s another story.