Posted on 01/26/2012 3:15:01 PM PST by GSWarrior
Victoria Jackson hurtles through intersections and down side streets while using her left hand to hold a Flip cam to her face. The inside of her car — a weathered Honda Civic with "Nobama," Marco Rubio, and Tea Party bumper stickers — smells like it's been fumigated with sweet incense. Steering with elbows and the occasional pinkie, she opens a Bible inscribed with her name and quotes scripture in her inimitable high-pitched voice. Then she turns the camera on a reporter riding shotgun. She suspects he's a socialist. "Don't you think that some people are on welfare from cradle to grave," she demands, "because the government is encouraging them never to work?"
"Leaving on a Jet Plane," her ringtone, blares from the recesses of her purse, and she's suddenly burrowing through loads of makeup cases to find it. "What if we crashed and died on video?" she says, laughing wildly. "That would be the most viral video of the world! You'd be dead, but you'd have a really viral video!"
At age 52, Victoria Jackson bears little resemblance to that lithe and sweetly dopey girl with the grating voice on Saturday Night Live. And you might not recognize her from those eight mostly forgettable '80s and '90s feature films such as I Love You to Death and No More Baths.
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Did we just find our VP ?
Polar opposite of Joe Bite me
There’s people left in San Fagcisco? I thought they had all died from AIDS.
What does one expect from a city with such a large concentration of butt burgalers?
Victoria’s videos are a hoot. Good on her!
San Fagscisco! LOL!!!!!!
I’ll bet Victoria Jackson is a freeper.
I’ll bet Victoria Jackson is a freeper.If she is, she's very discrete about it. Not that I blame her.
Hey Victoria, I've got your "visit to Reykjavik to cover President Reagan's big meeting with Gorbachev" sketch on tape!
Interesting response, highlighting an example and study of the extent of “liberal” lying.
Y’all have ‘discreet’ and ‘discrete’ confused! :)
I had all the rihgt letetrs it’s just that my figners mixde thme up. See? You understood me anyway. :)
You didn’t misspell it; I just meant ‘discrete’ and ‘discreet’ are two different things.
I didn’t mean it sarcastically if that’s what you thought.
Yes I understood you.
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