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WRAL Newsflash | 26 January 2012 | WRAL Raleigh

[reaganaut]

My mother called me up all in a panic one day, saying her neighbors (La Raza gang banger types) were threatening to kill her (and they were) when they showed up with baseball bats.

Nothing happens and things calm down.

3 weeks later, she tells me that they were arrested and I could stop worrying. I made the mistake of saying “Oh, I quit worrying about that a couple of weeks ago”.

She screamed “I NEVER TOLD YOU TO STOP WORRYING!”

[warchild9]

check out the thread, brah.

best fun I’ve had on FR in some time.

[metmom]

Bigh4u2:How do you ‘sob controllably’?

kevkromYou don't have children, do you?

Sooooo true.

[tomkat]

[warchild9]

Worse: it’s profund!

[Vor Lady]

It’s my tendency to troll

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "It's my tendency to lurk...

Trolls on FR are not good things.

[justrepublican]

Of corse we all saw this and had to click-it.Smile

[Responsibility2nd]

This is Free Republic. Around here we like mooses. Yes we do.

[day10]

That’s a good one........ Seems wrong somehow, but it’s darn good!

[optiguy]

I've always wanted to post this but never found the appropriate thread to do so. So, I'll post it here.

[Responsibility2nd]

And even Kittehs....

 

 

 

[warchild9]

No, I admit to trolling, too. I love to shake the monkeys’ cages and drive them to throw their mess around. I hope I proved I can take it, as well.

[reaganaut]

Important news info ping!

[warchild9]

best fun I’ve had this year.

[Mountain Mary]

Very poor posting techniques, wc!

[Clint N. Suhks]

All your pots and pans are belong to us!

[warchild9]

It was my first. And I’m not even hungover.

[Psalm 144]

“Obscure post of the month winner.”

I am without words . . .

[humblegunner]

[Responsibility2nd]

I know.

 

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