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DFU SONG: Stayin’ Alive (Sinkmaster on Larry King Live)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on Thursday, February 06, 2003 8:40:50 PM by doug from upland

MIDI - STAYIN’ ALIVE - scroll down to BeeGees
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/kentish/116/midi/

Well, you can tell by the way he lies, I guess
He’s the worst we’ve had…a POS
He loves cigars and intern cows
He sent kneepads to the gang from NOW

But he will not leave…just won’t leave
Because he still wants to deceive
You’d think he was 10 years of age
He just cannot get off the stage

Now he’s getting softballs…we’re expecting all the softballs
He’s on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
It is not surprising…no, it’s really not surprising
He’s on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King Live, Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King L-i-i-i-i-i-ive…Larry King Live

Everyone’s well aware the scumbag’s depraved
He’s been a rapist since his Oxford days
If he met a girl who told him no
He’d take what he wants…that’s the way it goes

But he will not leave…just won’t leave
Because he still wants to deceive
You’d think he was 10 years of age
He just cannot get off the stage

His legacy’s gone…flushed down the toilet…it cannot be revived
Humiliation…it’s Sinkmaster’s impeachment…that we’ll keep alive

Not once did he care about security
That is why we’re in this mess, you see
Bernie Schwartz would pass the loot
ChiComs got the goods…man, that’s a hoot

But he will not leave…just won’t leave
Because he still wants to deceive
You’d think he was 10 years of age
He just cannot get off the stage

His legacy’s gone…flushed down the toilet…it cannot be revived
Humiliation…it’s Sinkmaster’s impeachment…that we’ll keep alive