Live Thread: Uncle Sham Wow SOTU Address

Uncle Sham | January 24, 2012 | John W

[4yearlurker]

Come on Obozo,end it already.

Chrissy Mathews has two sore arms.

[Williams]

“When you put on that uniform you don’t care if someone is white or black, rich or poor ....”

That explains it! He never put on “that uniform”.

[Absolutely Nobama]

Hopefully soon. I’m running out of Jack.

[magritte]

Oh he’s really aroused now, saluting the Arab Spring.

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Damn you and your colorful prose...yyyyyyecccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh

[CASchack]

He’s droning in his teleprompter cadence. He delivers every speech the same way.

[Leep]

Either everyone is bored out of their ever lovin skulls or they are thinking were in deep doo doo.

[apillar]

General obama tellin us all his war stories from the trenches...

[Shortstop7]

Please, for the love of God, somebody make this idiot STFU!

Boehner's gonna take him down any minute now. Biden may help.

[MissMagnolia]

Probably using it for a prayer rug .....

[COUNTrecount]

Did he mention how he had to be dragged from the golf course?

[nutmeg]

This has gone about 64 minutes now. Most SOTU speeches are about 50 minutes to my knowledge.

STFU Uncle Sham Wow!!

[Rushmore Rocks]

I can see Mount Rushmore from my back deck. If I had to look to the east and see Obama’s face up there, I would burn my beautiful house to the ground.

[ez]

Obama wants to push Daniels response as late as possible, so he will talk as long as he can get away with. I feel the end coming...his voice just rose.

[kabar]

Yep he started the speech with Bin Laden and will end it with Bin Laden. And of course he has to associate himself with the troops so he can bask in their light.

[combat_boots]

“FR is actually working tonight.”

Thanks, guys.

[Will88]

Come on, Castro gives shorter tirades than this!

We need a constitutional amendment for this: If a president hasn't finished the SOTU within one hour, he has to sit down and shut up.

[Boardwalk]

He won’t stop reading! Please make it stop! Its becomming very painful and that is the Won’s plan.

He just said there were 50 Stars on the flag. What about the other 7??

[jwalsh07]

Obama milking bin Laden and pretending to know what it is to be a grunt.

[Fresh Wind]

I wasn’t kidding. Biden squirmed around a bit and lifted up on one cheek. I didn’t hear anything because I have the sound turned off.

[Severa]

Yeah I’m not watching it. My sons are in bed and I don’t wanna yell at the TV and keep them awake. That and I forgot to buy beer on the way home today....