I'll call this one OccuPooper
Too bad it wasn’t icy that day, would have to rip the handle from his butt.
“Where’s Carl?”
“He’s back behind a mailbox, masturbating.”
“Can’t he just lick the stamps like everyone else?”
“Damnit! That blueunicorn6 guy is right....Democrats don’t have any balls. Wait a minute......what’s this?.....oh, a stunned gerbil.”
Dear moderator; I am truly sorry for this post. I realize that this is insulting to gerbils, but I have donated $25 to the BUY A GERBIL A MINER’S LIGHT FUND.